Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows/Transcript

Donnie:Fellas, it's go time.

Leo:Turtle Formation in three, two, one! What happened to Turtle Formation?

Mikey:Turtle Formation? I thought you said "Squirrel Formation."

Raph:Why would he say "Squirrel..." What's "Squirrel Formation"?

Donnie:Guys, chill out. Let's go! Hey, Raph, do that thing.

Raph:Oh, no. I don't want to do it. It hurts.

Donnie:Do it, do it, do it... Won't stop until you do it, do it, do it.

Raph:Okay, fine!

Leo:Donnie!

Donnie: Here we go!

Leo:You set it up, right?

Donnie:Yeah, he'll be there, I promise.

Mikey:Thanks, Kevin. See you next week!

Leo:Go, go, go! Guys, you know the drill. Let's get that box from Mikey. Give me that.

Raph:Over here! Keep away!

Leo:Raph, over here! Right back at you.

Donnie: I'll take that.

Mikey: Hey!

Donnie:All right, guys. We made it just in time! You see that? All right, I say, "Go!" You say, "Knicks!" Go! Go!

brothers: Knicks! Knicks!

Donnie:Two points coming up!

Leo:Shoot it! Shoot the ball!

Donnie:Oh, guys, does it get any better than this?

Mikey:Yeah, but I want to be down there.

Raph:You sit your ugly self down there, you'd have people running for their lives.

Mikey:You see me? I look good, brah.

Leo:Yo, fellas! Hey, hey, hey. We got the best seats in the house right here. Anyone can sit down there.

Raph:We saved this city. We should be on the Jumbotron, not in it.

Announcer:Ladies and gentlemen, one year ago, a shadow fell over our city. Suddenly, it was under siege by the notorious villain, Shredder. Along with his army of enforcers, the Foot Clan, Shredder ruled our streets. Until one day, from out of the shadows, stepped a beacon of hope.

Leo:Hey, you see who that is?

[Mikey coughs]

Annoucer:He was just a humble cameraman. But when danger struck the heart of our city, he single-handedly battled Shredder, locking him up behind bars. And now, turn your attention courtside where Jill Martin meets a man who, later this week, will receive an honorary key to the city. Please welcome Vern "The Falcon" Fenwick!

Jill:Vern, tell the fans how a regular New Yorker like yourself was able to single-handedly hunt Shredder down and bring him to justice.

Vern:Well, the truth is, Jill, I actually had help from a couple of friends.

Mikey:[gasp] No way! He's totally gonna give us props. Here it comes! Ooh, here it comes!

Vern:Thunder and Lightning!

Mikey: Aw, come on!

Raph:What is this?

Leo:Guys, you know we couldn't take credit for bringing down Shredder. Vern's just sticking to the arrangement we made with him.

Raph:Yeah, well, this arrangement has us spending the rest of our lives sitting in the nosebleeds.

Mikey:Speaking of nosebleeds...

Donnie:Hey, what'd you take?

Mikey:Hold on. Hold on.

Donnie:Hey, be careful with that, that's my peashooter.

Mikey:Okay, hold on. Head shot. Straight head shot.

Raph:Oh, you got this. You got this! Yeah.

Vern:So I just wanted to be an example for all New Yorkers. One man...

Raph:Yo, you got him!

Jill:Are you... Are you okay?

Vern:Yeah.

Raph:Oh, my turn, my turn, my turn.

Mikey:All right. All right. You got this.

Jill:Okay. Thanks so much for joining us. Vern "The Falcon" Fenwick, everybody!

Raph:Take that, Falcon!

Jill:What happened out there?

Donnie:Hey, April.

Mikey:April! Hey! What's up, April? Oh, nothing, I've been working out.

April:Donnie, listen to me. I'm at Grand Central Station staking out Dr. Baxter Stockman.

Donnie:Oh, Baxter Stockman! He graduated MIT at 15. He's got 134 patents. He's the lead scientist for TCRI. Big fan. The man's a genius.

April:Yeah, well, he's a genius that's about to be in a lot of trouble. Look, I think Baxter Stockman is working with Shredder.

Donnie:Shredder. Do you need us there?

April:Nah. Baxter is a softie. Oh, but, you know, that, uh, birthday present that you made for me?

Donnie:The watch, yeah.

April:I want to use it to try and hack into Baxter's emails.

Donnie:Okay, April, but if you're going to hack into his accounts, you'll need to get close.

April:How close?

Donnie:Your watch needs to be within three feet of his device, iPad, iPhone, whatever.

April:Got it. Good looking out, buddy. Talk to you soon.

Maid:Here you are, sir.

Man:Thank you.

April:Um, sorry. It's just... Aren't you...

Stockman:As much as I'd like to be someone that a girl like you would recognize, I can assure you you don't know who I am.

April:You're Baxter Stockman. PhD. Graduated from MIT at 15 years old. Your innovations in nanorobotics at T.C.R.I have been truly inspirational for me. I'm so sorry. I'm just like... I'm a nerd!

Stockman:No, please. Geek out. Please.

April:Really?

Stockman:Yeah.

April:Thank you. Um, actually, though, there's a big difference. I'm a nerd, not a geek. Um, it's the difference between, like, Lord of the Rings and Harry Potter. Or, um, TED Talks and...

Stockman:Comic-Con! Yeah.

Man:Dr. Stockman. We just got confirmation, sir. The "package" is shipping later tonight.

Stockman:Well, make sure they're tracking it every step of the way. And Trevor, I'm done working for the day.

April:I just have to take this. Really quick. It's my boyfriend. I'm sorry.

Stockman:Oh, you have a boyfriend. Of course you do. But does your boyfriend know the difference between pi to the third decimal point, and pi to the fifteenth decimal point?

April:It has truly been an honor to meet you. And you are really one of the greatest minds of our generation. Bye.

Girl:Look, everybody. I got a cowboy. Look at those muscles, am I right? Cheese! There's so many of you.

Crowd:Defense! Defense! Defense!

Couch:Jump ball!

man:Jump ball! No way! It's pizza on my Nike! It's pizza! Look at it. Look at my shoe. Explain that to me. It's pizza on my Nike!

Couch:Hey, man, welcome to New York.

Donnie:That was a close call.

Raph:We're gonna have to find a new spot to watch the game now, Mikey. Mikey! Mikey, what are you doing?

Mikey:It's the Halloween parade, bro. I always wanted to be in the Halloween parade. It's the one night of the year where we fit in.

Leo:Mikey, we'll never fit in. We're ninjas. We live in the shadows. Let's go!

Mikey:Yeah. Let's go. Cool.

Man in robot costume:Looking good, bro.

Mikey:Thanks, man.

Leo:Mikey. Mikey.

Mikey:What's the problem? This is my city. These are my people! Is New York in the house? That was the most amazing thing ever!

Raph:What part of "ninjas move in the shadows" don't you understand?

April! How'd it go?

April:Donnie, I'm looking at the data from Baxter's iPad.

Donnie:Hey, you got in. What did you find?

April:Hold on, Donnie. The files are erasing. It's some sort of self-destruct program.

Donnie:Erasing?

April:Before they started erasing I had a chance to read a couple of Baxter's emails, and I was right. Baxter is working with the Foot Clan. Shredder is being transported to a prison in upstate New York tonight. And the Foot Clan are planning on hitting the convoy.

Donnie:They're gonna break him out of police custody. He'll be free again!

Leo:Who, Donnie?

Donnie:Shredder.

Rocksteady:Beebs.

Bebop:Oh, okay.

Officer:Hey, Jones. They're all yours.

Casey:What up, Big Daddy Law Breaker? On behalf of the people of New York, welcome to The Big Good-bye.

Man on speaker:You have meditated for nearly 24 hours. In ten seconds you will reach nirvana and total spiritual enlightenment. Ten, nine... Three, two... -

Splinter:Hmm? Excuse me. All right, slow down. Does somebody want to explain?

Leo:Sensei, the Foot Clan are attempting to break Shredder out of custody.

Splinter:If Shredder is free, his reign of terror over the city will begin again.

Leo:Exactly.

Splinter:Then there's only one question. Why are you wasting time talking to a grumpy old rat? Go get him!

Leo:Thanks, Dad.

Donnie:Okay, guys, don't get too excited. It's still a work in progress.

Mikey:Dude! Oh whoa! Are you kidding me?

Donnie:I'm telling you guys, a lot of tweaking still required. But when it's done, it's gonna be amazing.

Leo:Well, no time like the present.

Donnie:All these wires are still bunched up here. There's no organization to any of this. I've got red wires, yellow wires... As you can see, the spot welding's not done yet... The seats don't recline...

Leo: Donnie! Donnie! All right, Shredder's convoy is 7.2 miles east-northeast. Punch it!

Stockman:They moved the timeline up. Here we go. Sensei Shredder's on the move.

Karai:Surveillance feed is live.

Stockman:Standard transport formation. These guys are so predictable.

Casey:Hey, Shredder! You got 32 counts of first-degree murder. Hot damn! You are one mean son of a bitch. And take it from someone who has his own problems with anger management issues, you, my friend, seriously need a hobby. I myself am a hockey guy. I like my bone crushing on ice.

Casey:You like hockey, right?

Man:No. I like cage fighting.

Casey:Cage fighting. Okay.

Rocksteady:It's him.

Bebop:Hey, hey, hey, speak from your heart.

Rocksteady:Hey, Mr. Shredder. Big fan of your work. Especially your early stuff.

Bebop:My name is Bebop. This is Rocksteady. I know it's a crazy name, right, but his ancestors are from Finland.

Rocksteady:Yeah, that's right. I'm Finnish. Because when I start a beatdown, I always "finish" it!

Bebop: What? Did you hear that?

Rocksteady:Yeah, I said it! I said it!

Bebop:My man!

Rocksteady:My man!

Bebop:Give me that foot.

Casey:Hey! Shut up back there. World works in mysterious ways, don't it, Shredder? Now you get to spend the rest of your life behind bars with these two knuckleheads.

Shredder:Or not.

Casey:Hey. Check those bikes. Coming up on our right and our left. Pin it! Pin it! Come on, man, go, go, go! Oh, my God.

Casey:Whoa whoa whoa whoa!

Man:Get us some help!

Casey: 10-13. 10-13. We are being ambushed, heading north on 87. We need immediate backup!

Man:Make sure that gate is bolted.

Casey:Shotgun! Where are the shells?

Man: They're in the bag.

Casey:What the hell are they doing in the bag?

Bebop:Oh! The roof is on fire!

Man:Are you kidding me? You send us on a highway with the most dangerous criminal on the planet, and you don't load the shotgun!

Donnie:We got bogies on the bus.

Leo: Let's light 'em up.

Donnie: Okay. Hit the button.

Leo:What button? What button? There are a million buttons.

Donnie:Number three. Number three.

Leo: Three, three, three. We got company. Mikey, clear our right flank.

Mikey:Nunchuks giganticus. Say hello to my little friend.

Donnie:[cheerfull] Good job, Mikey. Those things are pretty awesome, huh?

Mikey:Yeah, pretty awesome!

Stockman:Get them out of there! Eliminate those turtles!

Mikey:I don't like those guys.

Raph:I'm not being used to my full potential here, Leo.

Leo:Hey, just chill, Raph. We're a little busy.

Donnie:Uh, guys, they're coming back.

Raph:Enough! It's time to take out the trash. That's how I roll. That's how you roll. Anything else I can do for you?

Stockman:Raider 3, move in. Move in. Get him to the extraction point.

Casey:We are two miles from Exit 14. Set up an intercept.

Leo:What is that thing?

Donnie: It's a big-ass magnet.

Bebop:Now we're talking!

Man:Get back there. Secure the prisoners.

Casey:Shredder! Shit!

Donnie:He's getting away!

Leo: No, he's not.

Stockman:If Sensei Shredder can't make it to the extraction point, then we bring the extraction point to him.

Bebop:Come on, come on, come on.

Rocksteady: Don't rush me! Don't rush me!

Bebop:Hey. My name is Be-bop!

Rocksteady:Hi.

Donnie:Okay. It's all you, Mikey.

Mikey:Time to shine.

Donnie:I'm sorry! It's stuck.

Mikey:[getting hit randomly]Oh, this sucks.

Donnie:Oh, there it is.

Mikey: Whoo hoo yeah! This is awesome!

Stockman:We have to teleport Shredder earlier.

Karai:But you said...

Stockman:Yes, that that would be irresponsibly dangerous. True.

Leo:All right, Donnie, you've got to get Mikey closer.

Stockman:Locking on.

Leo:One shot is all you got.

Stockman:Initiate.

Leo:Take the shot, Mikey! Where'd he go?

Stockman:It worked! But... Shredder's location's unknown?

Shredder:Where am I?

Krang:Does it matter? I know what you're thinking right now. Of all the ways you'd like to kill me. But that would require you outthinking me. And no one, no thing is smarter than the Krang! Oh, I'm sorry. Did I get a little tentacle mucus in your eyes, Shredder?

Shredder:So you know my name. Why am I here?

Krang:Because you and your buddy Dr. Stockman found something of mine. The teleportation device.

Shredder:The teleport was supposed to break me out of prison.

Krang:But it is capable of so much more. That device is part of a machine called the arc capacitor. Years ago, I launched the arc capacitor to Earth's dimension. But upon entering your atmosphere, it broke apart into three pieces. You and Stockman have one piece. Another is in a museum in New York. The third is in the Brazilian rainforest. Collect the other two pieces. Dr. Stockman should be inventive enough to reassemble the arc capacitor.

Shredder:And then what?

Krang:It will open a portal through which I can bring my war machine, the Technodrome, to Earth. Together, we can bring the people of your planet to their knees.

Shredder:I'm interested. I will help you take down planet Earth if you help me with my problem. Four brothers will try to stop me. Turtles.

Krang:I'm aware of your past. Take this. It will solve all your problems with those pests. I'll see you on the other side. Push me back in! Push me in, you stupid robot. More! You idiot!

April:Okay, so he just vanished?

Donnie:Wait, wait, wait. If I run the video from my shoulder camera through an electrostatic filter, we might be able to see what happened to Shredder.

Leo:Come on. Show me something, buddy.

Donnie:Look! Right there! It appears to be some kind of residue from a teleportation event.

Mikey:Yeah, teleportation event residue, man. It's the worst.

Raph:Does that kind of technology even exist?

Donnie:Baxter Stockman's been working on this kind of tech for years.

April:All of that stuff that I pulled off of his iPad, it was full of information about Shredder and the Foot Clan. It was like a virtual playbook! Baxter has to have a backup. And I bet it's on the mainframe at T.C.R.I. Donnie, I need something. What do you got?

Donnie:Wait. I know exactly what you need. Totally plug-and-play.

April:Perfect. I'll go check it out.

Leo:We'll go with. Operate in support.

April:Wait. The sun's coming up. You can't go outside. You'll be seen.

Male reporter:The notorious criminal known as Shredder escaped police custody last night...

female reporter:He was being transported from Lower Manhattan where he was serving a life sentence...

male reporter: There's a statewide manhunt in progress. with the police chief saying he will stop at nothing to capture the fugitive.

BosS:Unbelievable. Widen the search radius to 200 miles on all bridges and ports. And I want hourly updates from Homeland Security and Border Patrol.

Vincent:Make it on the half hour.

Boss:Excuse me?

Vincent:This is my investigation now. Bureau Chief Vincent. Organized Crime.

Boss:I have jurisdictional authority.

Vincent:You forfeited jurisdiction. And you proved to be an authority on nothing when you lost three convicted felons in one night! Shredder's the most notorious criminal this city has ever seen. And we had him! Now he's out there. And where did you recover this highly secured vehicle?

Boss:Found it under the G.W. Bridge, abandoned and stripped.

Vincent:Any witnesses?

Boss:Unfortunately.

Casey:Everything's normal, I'm following procedure, and the next thing I know, ninjas on motorcycles just... They come zipping past! And they're coming at us from every possible direction.

Vincent:Keep going.

Casey:Okay. Uh.. I look at my side view and I see what has to be a giant garbage truck that is just barreling towards us like it is on a warpath.

Vincent:And what was the objective of this battle-hungry sanitation vehicle?

Casey:See, I'm wondering the same thing myself. But then it starts launching manhole covers right from the grille of the truck.

Vincent:Manhole covers!

Casey:Yeah, manhole covers. As guided projectiles.

Boss:You're taking some time off, Jones. I'm pulling you off the payroll.

Casey:Hey, I'm not crazy! I know what I saw! Look, I can help you catch these guys. I'm from New York. I know these streets better than anyone.

Vincent:First rule of tracking fugitives: Don't take help from someone who's responsible for losing them in the first place.

Casey:We were ambushed!

Vincent:Thanks for your statement, Jones.

Casey:That's Officer Jones! And I'm gonna be a detective someday. I'm just waiting for the next round of applications at the academy.

Vincent:Good luck with that. As for now, do yourself a favor. Leave this manhunt to the professionals.

Casey:So you two idiots have a favorite bar. Yeah, they're not gonna be stupid enough to go back there. Yeah, they are.

Rocksteady:Man, I really rattled that prison guard's noggin good. Did you see that head butt connect?

Bebop:See it? I felt it, I heard it, echoing off the walls!

Both:My man:

Bebop:Just like Mama used to make.

Rocksteady:Oi, barkeep! Where are those sammies?

Barkeeper:Here you go, guys. House special.

Rocksteady: It's about time.

Barkeeper:And a side of pickles.

Bebop: And are these pickles untraceable?

Barkeeper:Those phones are harder to track than Shredder himself, homeboy.

Bebop:Hey, do not make eye contact with us. He think we somethin' to play with.

Rocksteady:You know, Beebs, I'm tired of being someone else's errand boy. With Shredder out of the picture, maybe we could step up. Carve out our own piece of the city.

Bebop:Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Maybe even start our own Foot Clan. Eventually, work our way up to our own Leg Clan! I mean, honestly, how hard could it be? Hey! Mr. Shredder! My man. Coincidentally, we were just contemplating a consolidation of our criminal enterprises. We were thinking like a 51 /49 split. Leaning your way, of course.

Karai:He's not looking for partners.

Shredder:I'm looking for errand boys.

Bebop:Well, we could work with that.

Mikey:Oh, wassup, drone? I ain't scared of you. Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee.

Raph:Every second we're down here, Shredder gets more powerful and Mikey gets more annoying.

Mikey:Hey, I heard that!

Donnie:We're training. Sort of. As soon as the sun goes down, it's turtle time.

Mikey:Hi, drone. You talkin' to me? 'Cause I don't see anybody else...

Leo:I failed, Master Splinter. You put me in charge, and Shredder slipped through our fingers.

Splinter:There's nothing you could have done to stop it. Do not let this setback distract you. Remember, as long as you keep the team unified, you shall always succeed.

Vincent:We're asking anyone with information about the fugitives' whereabouts to please pass it along to authorities...

Casey:I just want to ask you one more time. Are you sure those guys didn't come through here?

Barkeeper:Hey, pal, I don't know what you're talking about.

Casey:Okay. You know what? I love this song! You don't mind if I borrow this, do you?

Barkeeper Hey, whoa whoa whoa! What are you doing?

Casey:Nah, you know what? Never mind. It has a scratch on it.

Barkeeper:Damn it!

Casey:Or maybe I'll have a drink.

Barkeeper:Are you out of your mind?

Casey:Getting there.

Barkeeper: Stop it! Stop it! Just stop it, okay?

Casey:You ready to tell me where they are?

Barkeeper:I slipped them cell phones. That's all I know!

Casey:And I imagine a responsible businessperson such as yourself, wouldn't sell hardware without a means by which to track said hardware. Am I right?

Barkeeper: Look! Here. I have a GPS, okay? You'll find them with that.

Stockman:Where are you? Where did it spit you out? Sensei Shredder. The escape plan, it worked!

Shredder:But not in the way you planned. I've traveled very far, and now... We have work to do.

Man:Neustedder, come in. Neustedder? Neustedder, do you copy?

Stockman:When I found this thing, I never could have imagined its significance. But this Commander Krang, he said that this will help open a portal to another dimension?

Shredder:And when we do, we'll join him in dominating this planet. We'll have ultimate power.

Stockman:And indescribable glory. To be responsible for opening the fabric between two worlds! It's...

Shredder:There are other pieces required to open the portal. If those four brothers are still out there, we need to create soldiers that can defeat them with a single blow. And this will help us do that. It needs to be synthesized. Which is where you come in.

Bebop:Ooh. Here come the brains. Yo, Rock, check this out.

Rocksteady:Beebs, I got to get meself one of these.

Bebop:Think of what we could do with this! I feel like I'm back in science class.

Stockman:Now all we need are test subjects.

Shredder:Candidates that will easily fall under my command. Large in size. Low in intellect.

Bebop:That stings! And not in a good way.

Bebop:What's going on? [laughing] What is happening to us?

Rocksteady: I don't know, but this feels great!

Stockman:Oh, this is gonna be good!

Rocksteady:This feels funny. Feels like I have ants in my pants.

Bebop:Big ants!

Casey:All right, Bebop and Rocksteady... I know you're up there somewhere. I knew it!

Stockman:Miraculous. Inside every human there's a dormant gene which ties us to our animal ancestors. It's as if that purple ooze has returned them to their rightful place in the animal kingdom.

Bebop:Rock! You're a rhinoceros.

Rocksteady:And you're a... I don't know what you are.

Bebop:All right, let me look, let me look. I'm a... Huh. I'm a little piggy.

Stockman:You're a warthog.

Rocksteady: Hey, Beebs!

Bebop: Yeah, Rock.

Rocksteady:Ever see a rhino charge?

Bebop:That hurts.

Rocksteady: I like it!

Bebop:Me, too!

Shredder:Me, too. Prepare the entire container. The more of them we create, the easier it will be to secure the portal.

Both::My man!

Rocksteady:This is awesome! Check out the horn!

Bebop:Yeah, baby!

Rocksteady:Hey, man, check out my tail. Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle.

Bebop:That is cool. Do I have one? Hey, Rock, who is that?

Shredder:O'Neil. Get that canister!

April:Whoa whoa whoa...You guys don't really want to do this again, right? It doesn't usually work out well for you guys. Because I have the four friends. They're green ninjas.

Foot soldier: Give us the ooze.

Casey: Where'd it go?

Foot soldiers: Stop! Freeze!

April:See, that guy with the hockey stick in the other alley I have nothing to do with that.

April:Thank you. What's your name?

Casey:Casey Jones.

April:What's that?

Casey:Casey Jones.

April:Stacy Moans?

Casey:Oh, uh... Casey Jones.

April:Hi.

Raph:Get away from her!

Casey: Hey whoa! Get back. [slowly] Do not eat us. We are not food. The people of Earth are not your enemies. Yeah? Yeah.

Mikey:Watch this. We were sent by the Supreme Leader to eat delicious humans and dip them in ranch dressing. I'm just kidding. I'm a vegan. Except for meat and cheese and eggs.

April:Casey, they're my friends.

Casey:Oh. Oh, they... They're your friends.

April:Yeah, they're my friends. Tell him.

Mikey:Yeah. Donatello over there in the purple, he's a technical genius, who is technically a genius! Raphael over there in the red, he's like a big cuddly teddy bear, if big cuddly teddy bears were incredibly violent. This is Leonardo. He's in the blue. Fearless leader. Silent but deadly. And I'm Michelangelo, sporting my signature orange. I'm a triple threat... Brains, brawn, and obviously a dazzling personality. Ladies like to call me Mikey.

Leo:Are you done?

Mikey:Yeah.

Leo:Sorry we're late, April. You want to walk me through what's going on here?

April:Uh, okay, um, so I went to go see Baxter, but then Shredder was there. And then he was talking about opening up some sort of portal to another dimension, and then he... He took this purple ooze and he injected it into those two criminals that escaped with him. And then he turned one of them into a rhinoceros and the other one into a warthog.

Casey:You have eyes on Bebop and Rocksteady?

Leo:Why do you care about those two?

Casey:Let's just say that I have a vested interest in bringing them to justice.

Leo:Let's get back to the lair. Raph, grab Friday the 13th here and follow. If he can help us find Bebop and Rocksteady, he's coming with.

Casey:No, he's not. Not a chance. I'm staying right here.

Raph:I'd agree with you, but you're wrong. See, we, too, share a "vested interest."

Casey:I don't share anything with you guys.

Mikey:Fellas, fellas... Now, the people of New York need us to set aside our differences and work together. Which begs only one question. Are you two guys like a thing or...

Raph:Come on, move it!

Donnie:If this purple ooze was injected into Bebop and Rocksteady's bloodstream, it's feasible that were I to pinpoint a singular isotopic signature, I may be able to use it to track their location.

Casey:And if we find them, then we find Shredder. Put them all in shackles!

Raph:And as long as we all have our hockey masks, what could go wrong?

Casey:Seriously? Now I'm taking wardrobe advice from a bunch of Swamp Things... Hey! Living in an underground amusement park, and have, forgive me, the most pretentious names ever.

April:Uh, excuse me, I named them.

Casey:Hey, guys? Nobody move. Don't move! There is a giant rat back there.

Raph:Yeah, we've, uh... Seen him around here before. You know, there's only one way to get rid of him. You got to get low.

Mikey:Low! Yeah.

Raph:When you go at him, you got to go fast, and you got to go hard.

Mikey:We believe in you, Casey Jones. It's all you, bro.

Raph:Exactly. We need you to get him.

Mikey:Three, two, one, go!

Splinter:Giant rat, 1. New guy, 0.

Raph:I can't believe it was that easy. I almost thought he wasn't gonna do it for a second.

Mikey:Good stuff. Good stuff. We should really have people over more often.

April:You're leaving?

Casey:If I can find my way out of here, I am. You know, I was doing just fine tracking Bebop and Rocksteady, and then you just T-boned my existence. So now I'm gonna find them or I'm gonna go down swinging.

April:Casey...

Casey: No, it's like they say, "If you want to get work done, don't spend time at the zoo." "Tartaruga Brothers"? That's the... That's the truck. It was them. Who... are these guys?

April:These four have done more for this city than you will ever know or they will ever take credit for. So if you want to go down swinging,these guys hit harder than anyone.

Donnie:All right, Donnie, you got this. Okay. Dissolve the quadra-helix bonds and reverse the cohesion. Wait. That would mean... Is it really possible?

Karai:We have confirmation, Master Shredder. The canister of purple ooze is at police headquarters.

Shredder:Take a team. Recover it at all costs. I'll retrieve the first piece needed to open the portal.

Karai:How many men do you want?

Shredder:This job is too important for just men. I'm bringing with me the next generation of finely tuned combat soldiers.

Bebop:Hey, uh, I've been meaning to ask you this, Rock. Do I look fat to you?

Rocksteady:Fat? Oh, no, buddy, no. You look really fat!

Bebop:The belly must be jelly, 'cause jam don't shake like that.

BothL My man!

Donnie:Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Leo. Leo! Leo! Leo! Leo! Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. This is amazing! Leo, Leo, okay. You're not gonna believe this. Okay, I made a solution from a sample of the purple ooze, right, to expedite analysis of the isotope? But while I was waiting for it to catalyze, I started thinking, if the purple ooze can turn humans into animals, perhaps if properly reengineered... Watch this. Watch this. It could turn us into humans. If we could get our hands on more of this stuff, it could be life changing!

Leo:We don't need that kind of change.

Donnie:Okay. You're right. To blend in with humans could compromise our strategic advantage. We have a system that works. We shouldn't mess with the formula.

Leo:And Donnie. Listen. You can't say a word of this to the others.

Bebop:Look at this place. And to think, the entire universe, it all started with the Big Bang.

Rocksteady:Yeah, Beebs? Well, I got a "Big Bang" for you.

Bebop:Oh, man! That is awful! That is the worst!

Shredder:Smash it.

Bebop: That's what we do! Ow!

Rocksteady:That rock is hard.

Bebop: Can't feel my legs.

Rocksteady: Twisted my melon, man.

Shredder:Only one piece left to recover. Get ready to take a trip, boys. You're going to Brazil.

Bebop:Oh, my Speedo's already packed!

Mikey:I didn't believe it, but then Donnie showed him it could really work. It was the coolest thing I've ever seen. It gave me hope. Maybe we don't have to be stuck down here forever, you know.

Raph:So Leo told Donnie to keep it a secret. From us?

Mikey:No. Hold on.

Raph:Who does he think he is?

Mikey:No, wait. Hey, look, if you tell Leo that I told you that Donnie told him... We'll never finish our hip-hop Christmas album!

Raph:Pop quiz. What are the three most important traits of the ninja?

Leo:Speed. Stealth.

Raph:And honor. Where's the honor in keeping secrets from your brothers?

Leo:I don't know what you're talking about.

Raph:So now you're adding lying to the list. If you're referring to what Donnie told me about the purple ooze, it's called "compartmentalization of information." If there's even a chance that ooze can make us human...

Leo:We're turtles, whether you like it or not. It's not about what I like,

Raph:it's about what people up there are willing to accept. True acceptance only comes from within. Don't give me that fortune cookie muck! You should consult with us before you decide to do something like that!

Leo:I consulted Donnie. And we decided...

Raph:And what about Mikey? He don't get a vote? There's only one vote that counts in this family!

Leo:Mine!

Donnie:Leo. Leo, an alarm just tripped at the Hayden Planetarium. We have to get uptown.

Leo:Gear up, Donnie. You two stay here.

Raph:You're benching me?! Call it what you want.

Mikey: What'd I do?

Donnie:Sorry, guys.

Mikey:Well, that went well.

Raph:The nerve this guy has. Big timing us! He may be fine with the status quo, but that don't mean we can't make our own decisions.

Mikey:Wait. Wait. What are you saying?

Raph:It means there's more where that purple ooze came from. And we're gonna get our hands on it.

Mikey:I still don't know what you're saying. Are we... Are we doing something?

Donnie:Wow. The American Museum of Natural History. I've always wanted to come here.

Leo:Quit screwing around, Donnie. Thirty seconds till the cops are at the door. Donnie...

Donnie:Whoa. Boo-yah. Shredder and the mutants were definitely here. And I'm detecting traces of neutronium, the critical ingredient required for creating a controlled black hole. Which is the only thing capable of rupturing the space-time continuum. And you know what that means!

Leo:No. I don't, Donnie.

Donnie:It means Shredder may not be as nuts as I thought. From the data I just collected, I'm surmising that what was inside this thing may help Shredder open that portal to another dimension

Leo:Okay, what I want to know is, if a portal's gonna open up, what's coming through from the other side?

April:So you want to break into police headquarters.

Raph:Uh... Yeah. Donnie said he needs more of the purple ooze to track Bebop and Rocksteady. And you said the cops would've logged it into Evidence Control Room by now.

April:Okay, and Leo is good with this plan?

Raph:Actually, I'm in charge on this one. Ain't that right, Mikey? -

Mikey:You're right.

Raph:Look. So, we can take the elevator shafts and vents. We need you two to stay on the ground.

Casey:I can't just walk right into police headquarters.

Raph: What are you, chicken?

Casey: Hey! Who are you calling chicken, turtle?

Raph:Look, do you want to find Bebop and Rocksteady or not?

Casey:So we're breaking into police headquarters.

Raph:We got one last boondoggle. We need to find someone to sneak you guys past security checkpoint. Only plan I got so far may be a tad less than appetizing.

Mikey:Are we going somewhere?

Vern:I'm gonna take a photo with all of you, don't worry, everybody's gonna get one tonight.

Man: Hey, Vern.

Vern: Yeah?

man:Big fan. Big fan.

Vern:My gosh, Carmelo Anthony, right back at ya!

man: Nice key to the city.

Vern:Oh, thank you. Yeah, I mean, they give these things out. Hey, Melo... Do you mind if I call you Melo?

Melo:Not at all.

Vern:Listen, I'm really glad that you stopped me, because, guys like you and me, we're kind of the same.

Melo:Right.

Vern:We bring a lot of joy and hope into people's lives. We got that kind of star power. And while it's a gift, this bond that we have...

Alessandra:There you are.

Vern: Hey. Melo, I'd like to introduce you to my girlfriend, Alessandra.

Alessandra::Girlfriend? We just met a week ago.

Melp:Nice to meet you.

Vern:Now we're all over each other. Stop it! You know, um, um...

April:Vern!

Vern: You know, what might be a great idea is if we, uh...

April:Vern!

Vern: I don't know...

April: We need to go. And, uh, bring that key to the city with you.

Melp:I think you need to go.

Vern: Yep. Unbelievable, you know? I mean, your jealousy knows no limits.

April:We need your help.

Vern: We? Who's "we"?

Raph:Well, well, well, if it ain't the prince of the city.

Vern:You know what? Give me a break, Raph. You're the one who told me to take credit for Shredder in the first place. And now in light of the fact that he is who knows where, I am starting to have profound regrets about our arrangement.

Casey:So, are we just gonna stand around and talk or...

Vern: Who's this guy?

Mikey:Total loser, bro. I mean, nice enough fella, if you like guys who can't even bench press. Boom!

Vern:Or fill out a T-shirt.

April:Vern, he's a part of the plan.

Vern:What plan is that?

April:The plan to break into police headquarters.

Vern: What?

April: We need to find Shredder.

Vern:"We"? No, no, no. No, we're not doing... Listen, I'd love to help you guys out, but I can't. I got concert tickets to a lunch.

Mikey:Sweet key. Does it go to something?

Vern: No, it's just the city.

Casey:Vern, as the resident new guy in this band of freaky misfits, do yourself a favor, and just roll with it.

Vern:Hey, new guy, all I do is roll with it.

Casey:I've been rolling with it since you were wearing baby T-shirts because you were a baby.

Raph:Police headquarters. Thirty minutes.

Casey:See you there.

Mikey:See you there.

Vern: He just said that.

Vern:Hey, guys. Look who it is. Vern "The Falcon" Fenwick! Let's take a picture, huh? Come on. Yeah, I'll just take one and send it to all you guys. Just gotta.....do, like, a panorama thing there... You guys look good.

Raph:Any time now, Mikey.

Mikey: I'm hurrying, I'm hurrying. Yes!

Raph:All right, smile. Smile for your...

Vincent:The meeting's in 10 minutes. I need to see...

April::Cowabunga.

Donnie:Oh, hey, Mikey. What's up?

Mikey: Mayday, mayday, mayday!

Leo:What's going on?

Mikey:The Foot Clan have the purple ooze! We need backup at police headquarters right now!

Donnie:Hang tight, Mikey. We'll be right there.

Leo:We're on the move.

Raph:We have to get above the exit!

Mikey:What, are you crazy? We can't be seen!

Raph:That purple ooze is our only shot at being normal, and it's heading toward the front door.

Man:Freeze!

Rapg:You with me or not? Let's go!

Leo:Raph, what are you doing with that?

Man:Freeze! Don't move! Don't move!

Raph: No, no, no.

Man:Show me your hands!

Man: Hold it!

Man: Freeze right there!

ManDon't move! We will shoot!

Man: Get down on the ground.

Mikey:Wait! We're the good guys!

Man:Get on the ground!

Leo:All right, okay.

Man:What are those things?

Man 2: They're monsters. They're monsters!

Mikey[softly[ We're not monsters.

April and Casey: No! No! No! Don't shoot! Stop it! No, don't! Don't shoot, don't shoot.

April:Go. Go now!

Man:Get to the ground slowly. Get down!

Vincent:Jones, you've got to be kidding me. Put these two in holding. Jade, what we just saw stays in the department. The public doesn't need to know.

Splinter:It is all over the police scanner, they are hunting you. What happened up there?

Leo:Tell him, Raph. Tell him how you broke rank and got us all exposed. For the most selfish reason.

Raph:The Foot were gonna get their hands on it.You didn't know that!

Donnie:Stealing from police headquarters... There's no scenario where you wouldn't get caught.

Raph:Maybe if you hadn't lied to your own flesh and blood...

Leo:Oh, wait. The way you lied to April? And now she's taking the fall for your mess.

Mikey:You should've seen the looks on their faces. They weren't just scared. There was... actual hate.

Splinter:It will be all right, my son. People fear what they do not understand. You can't walk away from this.

Leo:I told him, Master Splinter. But Raph, he never hears a word I have to say. Now, I knew they couldn't handle the truth about the purple ooze, and you know what, they proved me right.

Splinter:Leonardo.

Leo:I don't know what to do! Donnie's nose is in his computer, Raph's brains are in his biceps, and Mikey's head's in the clouds! I can't get them all on the same page.

Splinter:To think with one mind. You shouldn't want them all to think the same. It's their different points of view that make the team strong. A good leader understands this. A good brother accepts it.

Donnie:Guys? I got something!

Leo:Talk to me, Donnie.

Donnie:The computer's pinpointed the isotopic signature of the purple ooze. I can track Bebop and Rocksteady's exact coordinates. I got 'em. They're at 36,000 feet, traveling at 490 knots.

Mikey:Wow. They've achieved the power of flight! Good for them, you know.

Donnie:They're on a plane, Mikey. It looks like our mutant buddies are headed to Brazil.

Leo:How do we get there?

Donnie:We sneak onto the next cargo plane from JFK.

April:They're not monsters, okay? The only real monster in this city is Shredder and the two mutants that he's created.

Casey:Bebop and Rocksteady.

Vincent:If you think anything coming out of your mouth is gonna add to her credibility, you are sorely mistaken.

April:Shredder mutated them with the help of Baxter Stockman. That's actually who you need to go see.

Vincent:Funny you should mention Dr. Stockman because we just finished analyzing some security footage from T.C.R.I that he gave us.

April: Great.

Vincent: Guess who's on it.

April:That's not what happened. That footage has been altered. It's been edited.

Vincent:We checked its authenticity. It's clean.

April:I want a phone call.

Vincent:I hate to break it to you, but all the phones have been shut down on account of monsters breaking into our stationhouse.

April:Well, I hate to break it to you, but legally I'm entitled to a phone call.

Vincent:Tell me where they are.

April: I don't know. But if I did, I wouldn't tell you.

Casey: Chief, the turtles are not the ones you should be chasing.

Bebop:What is is doing for.

Rocksteady:Abousultey nothing Beebs,

Bebop:Ha-ha! We found it! Lookee here. I like it.

Rocksteady: Boss, boss, we did it! We did it! We got that super-important-thingy- kind-of-hard-thing-to-find thing.

Bebop:Move, move. Move your head over. He's got to see me. Hey, boss!

Shredder:They have the final piece and are heading back.

Stockman:Countdown to the big show is officially on. And we are ready for action! All systems are, uh... Standing by. Can you taste it, Sensei Shredder? The magnificence of what we're about to do? Yummy, isn't it?

Mikey:Aren't there supposed to be, like, pretty stewardesses handing out warm hand towels and stuff?

Raph:Not down here, Mikey. Not for us.

Donnie:Oh, boy. Bebop and Rocksteady are en route back to New York.

Leo:What?

Donnie:They must have already retrieved the last piece they needed to open the portal.

Leo:Looks like our plane's about to cross over theirs, right?

Donnie:Yeah, with a 3,000-foot separation. Uh, I could plot a course for intercept, but we'd have to jump.

Raph:Jump? Oh, boy. Guys, I don't know if this is such a good plan.

Mikey:Oh, Come on, don't go getting soft on me now, Raph. This is gonna be fun.

Donnie:We got to go now. We only have a 30-second window. You know the plan.

Mikey:Uh... Dudes?

Leo:What?

Mikey:He jumped.

Raph:He jumped?!

Leo:All right, one for all.

Raph:Wait, wait, wait! You don't have a chute!

Mikey:I don't need a chute. I got my board! This is awesome!

Leo:I'm off. I'm off... I'm off target!

Mikey:Need a lift, bro?

Leo:Slow down, Mikey!

Mikey: Prepare for the ouch.

Leo:Gotcha! Hang on, Mikey.

Donnie:Lock in. Where's Raph?

Raph:Okay. Okay, you got this. You got this. What would Vin Diesel do? No regret, no fear. No regret, no fear. No regret... No fear! I regret this! Fear sucks!

Mikey:Isn't he coming in kind of fast?

Leo:Raph!

Raph:Nice catch.

[they quickly went inside the plane.]

Raph:The good news is you're wearing chutes.

Mikey:Chutes.

Raph:The bad news is...

Leo:Okay. This must be what they came to Brazil for.

Mikey:It's the interdimensional portal-opening thingy-ma-bob.

Donnie:Well, there's probably a more technical name for it, but...

Raph:Guys?

Leo:Oh, boy.

Mikey:Dude! Bringing back the Mohawk! Good for you.

Bebop:Y'all got jokes, huh? Well, let's see how funny you are after we bash your heads in!

Donnie:Watch it! Careful!

Rocksteady:Mommy!

Mikey:Guys!

Bebop:Dude! Seriously?

Rocksteady:Yep, that's my bad. I got a little carried away.

Mikey:I got it! I got it!

Bebop:I'll take that.

Mikey: I don't got it.

Donnie:Don't worry, guys, I'll level out the plane! And there's no cockpit.

Mikey:Careful, as some of the items may have shifted during flight.

Leo:How you doing up there, Donnie?

Donnie:Everything is great. I'm doing awesome.

Bebop:This pig is flying!

Raph: Leo!

Leo:Raph!

[The plane crashes into the river. The three managed to surface and climb on wrecked pieces.]

Leo:Everyone okay?

Mikey: I'm good.

Donnie:I'm good! Wait, where's Raph?

Raph:[resurfacing]Land! Land! Land! Land! Well, this is awkward.

Bebop:Let's rumble, baby!

Donnie:I got you, I got you. Leo, no!

Leo:Eyes up, Donnie!

Bebop:Coming through! Gotcha!

Mikey:I got it, I got it, I got it!

Raph:Donnie!

Bebop:Thanks, buddy.

Rocksteady: My man.

Bebop:My man! Bye, turtles!

Mikey:That's nice of them to say good-bye.

Donnie:Heads up!

Mikey: Wait, what?

Leo:Thanks, guys. Real team effort.

April:If you're gonna press charges, just press charges.

Casey:And you still owe her a phone call.

Vincent:I don't owe anybody anything until you tell me where those turtle things came from.

Casey:From New Hampshire.

Vincent:Wow. You're actually even a bigger loser than I thought.

[there was a knock on the door.]

April:Don't worry about her, Casey. She's just trying to get under your skin.

Casey:Nah, she's right. Been hearing that my whole life. You know, I've only ever really had one goal. I wanted to make detective in the New York City Police Department. I wanted to put criminals away, not just keep them in cages. But working Corrections, you do learn two good things. One, justice comes in all shapes and sizes. And two, it's way easier to pick a cop's pocket than you might think. Make your call.

Casey:Yeah?

April: Vern...

Vern:O'Neil!

April:Vern, listen, I need you to... What is that sound?

Vern:Just a little side venture. Falcon breath. Turns out, people are willing to pay $200 a pop for a bag of my hot air.

April:Okay, look, forget that I asked. Casey and I are in police custody.

Vern:Shocking! Why would they want to question you? I mean, just because you broke into their headquarters.

April:Vern, look, I've got bigger problems than myself right now, okay? Baxter Stockman doctored the footage from T.C.R.I, but I'm betting that there's some sort of a secondary feed that will show that he's been working with Shredder and that they turned Bebop and Rocksteady into mutants.

Vern:Look, uh... What do you want from me?

April:I want you to be the hero that the whole city thinks you are.

Vern:Coming through.

Security Guard:It's a restricted area.

Vern:"Restricted"? You know, I know something that will open just about any door in this town. Key to the city.

Security Guard:You are The Falcon?

Vern:You haven't earned the respect yet to say my name out loud. You want to put yourself on the path to that respect, run downstairs and grab me a mochaccino. Secondary surveillance, where would you be? Come on, Vern... You were a cameraman before you got all fancy. One camera, two camera, three camera. Why isn't there a fourth... Hidden camera. Bingo! Right on time.

Raph:You think standing on the sidelines makes you some kind of hero?

Mikey:You can't just push past me like that, bro!

Raph:You were being a nitwit! You were gonna lose that thing!

Donnie:I had it right in my hand, and you acted like I wasn't even there!

Leo:It's not my job to make your presence known, all right? Get out of your head and communicate!

Raph:Well, what do you expect? He's all logic, no skills!

MikeyComing from the guy who's all instinct, no restraint!

Leo:Dude, what do you know about anything? You're all heart and no brains.

Donnie:How could you? You may know a lot about strategy, but you know nothing about feelings.

[there was a pause.]

Leo:Fair enough. You want to know the one thing I am feeling? We may be brothers, but we are not a team.

Shredder:It's working!

Stockman: Yes. We did it. Once it's fully powered, the portal will be just wide enough for the Technodrome to come through piece by piece. This is gonna be insane! Galileo... Isaac Newton... Steve Jobs. Their names will be footnotes in the annals of science after what's about to happen here.

Vern:Chief Vincent. I'm Vern Fenwick. You might know me as The... Doesn't matter. Listen. You need to see this.

[He shows Vincent the tape.]

Bebop:Hey, Rock, who is that?

Shredder:O'Neil. Get that canister!

Vincent:Let them go. Thank you, "Falcon."

Casey:Uh, Chief? You might need this.

Vincent:Well played. Great. So I've got a rhino and a warthog to add to our troubles.

April:Good looking out.

Vern:Anytime.

Vincent:I want an APB on a Dr. Baxter Stockman. And get a few...

Leo:What's happening out there, Donnie?

Donnie:Oh, my gosh. Shredder did it. The portal's opening.

People:Where did that come from?

Donnie:Amazing. This alien warship is coming through piece by piece. Hacking into the main data core. Okay. Ship's designate is the Technodrome. Commanding Officer goes by the name of Krang.

Mikey:I don't know that guy, but I hate that guy!

Donnie:If Krang were to finish building this thing, It wouldn't just be a ship. It would be a war machine that would end all life here. It would be the end of the world. But there is something we can do. The atmosphere around the Technodrome would be toxic to anyone with a standard cardiovascular system.

Leo:What are you saying?

Donnie:We may be the only ones who can survive around that portal, the only ones who can get close enough to this Technodrome to shut it down.

Mikey:But how? We're being hunted. They think we're monsters.

Raph:Yeah, we're gonna need the cops at our backs. They're trying to lock us up.

Donnie:Unless... One sip, and we'll stay the same on the inside, but look like humans on the outside.

Splinter:Your boyhood is drawing to an end. You are becoming young men. The choice is yours.

Leo:I'll do whatever you guys say. It's your call.

Vincent:You're sure they're coming?

April:They're coming.

-Men:Hold your fire.

Vincent:What are you?

Mikey:We're not really into labels.

Leo:Some call us freaks. Monsters.

Raph:Let's just say we're four brothers from New York who hate bullies and love this city.

Donnie:And right now, we're the city's best hope.

Vincent:Why should I believe you?

Leo:You don't have to take it from us. Take it from him.

April:Go ahead, Vern. Tell her about the arrangement.

Vern:What arrangement? Oh, that... Arrangement. Look, The Falcon is still The Falcon. I just may have gotten by with a little help from my friends These four are the ones who took Shredder down the first time. I was kind of more of a wingman.

Leo:We've been doing our part to protect this city from the shadows.

Raph:And we think we have something to offer.

Raph: We're gonna need... Strategy.

Leo:Instinct.

Mikey:Logic.

Donnie:And boatloads of heart.

Vincent:Load up!

Donnie:April, Casey and Vern need an escort to Pier 90. The electromagnetic force of the portal is coming from there. Forwarding you the coordinates.

Leo:Send a team! Take us to the Chrysler Building. We'll make our way up to his ship and take down Krang on his home turf.

Vern:Come on, O'Neil, get in!

Stockman:I installed a breathing apparatus in your helmet. This will help us survive the unique atmosphere of the assembling Technodrome. And I made a handheld version of the teleportation Devi... Look at what we've done. This is undeniable. We'll be gods to future generations.

Shredder:I'll be a god.You'll be just what you've always been.

Stockman:What's that?

Shredder:A footnote.

Stockman:No.

Shredder:Take him to our facility in Tokyo.

Stockman:No! No! No! No! No! You can't do this to me! No, you... No. No, you will... No! I've done everything you asked! You promised! No! I am a legend! I will be... No! I will be a legend! You cannot do this to me. The world will know my name!

Shredder:No one will ever know who you are.

Vincent:We're 90 seconds out. I've got tactical gear, weapons, communications standing by.

Leo:All we need is cover to get up there. When we do, we've got to find that beacon that's drawing all those pieces together.

Donnie:If we can send that beacon back to where it came from, and April, Casey and Vern can close that portal on our command...

Mikey:Good-bye, Technodrome.

Raph:Good-bye, Krang. Team effort.

Others:Team effort.

Vern:All right, they're splitting up. Wait, we aren't going with the turtles?Why aren't we going with the turtles? When something bad happens, you want to be with the turtles!

Shredder:Commander Krang.

Krang:There you are, Shredder! I thought you'd never get here.

Shredder:As you asked, the beacon has been set. And once the Technodrome reassembles, we can rule the planet.

Krang:I'm sorry. "We"? "We" will rule?

Shredder:We were a team.

Krang:"We were a team!" Teams are for the weak. Family is for the scared. The Earth is my toy! And I do not like to share!

Shredder:You betrayed me!

Krang:Actually, I barely even thought about you. Back in the toy chest with the rest of the things I've broken. Silly little earthling. Now for a new game. Look out, Earth! It's playtime.

Troops:Move it, let's go!

Troops:Go, move, move, move. Get your team in position!

Rebecca:Shields up! Okay, let's get them in. Tight form on that barricade!

Policemen:Advance! Keep it tight!

April:Casey!

Casey:Hold on! I'm going in.

April:Casey! Casey!

Donnie:This thing's 57% complete. If we don't stop it now, it's gonna be ready to go in less than four minutes.

Mikey:Guys, what are we waiting for?

Leo:You got this?

Raph:Yeah. I got this. Surf's up, New York!

Casey:Do you hear that? It sounds strange.

Vern:Like "alien spacecraft in the sky" strange?

Casey:No. That kind of strange.

Bebop:We've got to keep our eyes out for intruders.

Rocksteady:Well, what do intruders look like?

Bebop:Anybody that's not a big pig or a big rhino.

Casey:Oh. Oh, boy. Listen. You guys secure the portal device. I'll deal with those two.

Vern:"Secure the portal device"? What does that even mean?

Casey:It means kick the butt of anyone that's guarding it, wait for Donnie's go signal, and shut it down.

Vern:Yeah, but we don't know how many people are guarding it!

Casey:Well, do you want to switch?

Vern:Yeah, no. We're gonna secure the portal.

Casey:I thought so. Hey, fellas! Remember me?

Bebop:Look who it is.

Rocksteady:Hey, cop, how's your noggin?

Casey: Come on!

Rocksteady:As you wish.

Bebop:It's on, baby!

Donnie:Ultrasonic scanners indicate the beacon's location is somewhere near the command module a few hundred feet ahead.

Leo:Okay. We've got to stop this thing from completing.

Raph:And how are we supposed to do that?

Leo:Let's start with whatever that thing is.

Donnie:That must be Krang.

Leo:All right, fall in, guys!

Raph:It's not that bad, it's just a dumb robot.

Mikey:Huh. I was expecting way worse.

Raph:And what would that look like?

Mikey:I don't know, like a mustache maybe? Evil goatee or something. You know what I'm saying?

[Without warning, one of it's eyes appear on the glass panels causing Mikey to scream as the krang alien pops out.]

Mikey:It's like a chewed-up piece of gum! With a face!

Krang:I'll only warn you once. Get off my ship!

Leo:Donnie, get to the console. Let's send this jacked-up disco ball back where it came from. Hey, Bubblicious, let's see what you've got.

Krang:I'll show you what I've got! This!

Raph:This dude's tougher than I thought.

Bebop:You better run! You cannot escape the Bebop!

Vern:[whispering]What? Why me?

Leo:Let's go! Come on, Mikey!

Mikey:You're going down, Krang!

Donnie:Okay. About ninety seconds before this thing is complete. All you, Donnie. No pressure, no pressure, no pressure.

Krang:You know, I'm looking forward to enslaving you. A cage full of tortoises might be nice.

Raph:We're turtles, not tortoises! There's a big difference.

Leo:Yeah. Turtles bite!

Krang:You don't think I've got spares for this?

Mikey:Guys, he is literally rearming.

Bebop:Gotcha, pipsqueak! You see him, Rock? We know you're here somewhere.

Leo:Donnie!

Donnie:Just give me ten seconds.

Mikey:Guys? I don't think I'm tall enough to ride this ride!

Krang:Stupid reptiles!

Raph:Leo, hang on!

Bebop:You're starting to be a real pain in my butt. And do you know what Bebop does with pains in his butt Get over here, little boy. Put down that Popsicle stick. Ha! Game on, baby!

April:Look. There's the portal device.

Vern:Oh, great. She has a sword. We have a hubcap.

Leo:Where's the beacon, Donnie? We're running out of time!

Krang:You already have. Prepare to watch your city crumble.

Raph:What's happening, Donnie?

Donnie:I was right. It's a massive weapons system. He's bringing it online! I got it! I found the beacon! It's just up... there.

Leo:Mikey, go!

Mikey: Oh, I'll get that beacon.

Krang:Okay, turtles. Play time is over!

Mikey:I'm vertical!

Krang:Oh, you want some, too?

Mikey:I got it!

Bebop:Get him, Rock!

Rocksteady:Stop, stop! Oh, no.

Bebop: Rock.

Rocksteady: Yeah, Beebs?

Bebop:My man.

Mikey:Hey! Heads up, Donnie. The beacon!

Krang:Come here, little turtle. Let me give you a hug. Good-bye.

Mikey:[squeeed] Okay.

Leo:Raph! With me!

Mikey:Little help, guys!

Leo:Hang on, little bro!

Raph:Nobody messes...

Donnie:With Mikey!

Krang:No!

Leo:Guys, Krang is down, but his ship's still building.

Mikey:Donnie!

Donnie:Drone activated. It's gonna be close. Guys, now! Close the portal now!

Casey:I got this.

Turtles:Yes!

Leo:Okay, this is our stop.

Krang:I'll be back, turtles, a thousand times stronger!

Mikey:It's cool. It's cool.

Leo:Yeah, I knew that would work.

Mikey:Wait, so you seriously thought us four teenagers could save the whole world?

Leo:Sure. Guys, we got something no one else has.

Turtles:Turtle power! Garbage truck!

Leo:Garbage truck?

Mikey: Well, we do have one.

Donnie:The other one.

All:Turtle power!

April:Escaped convicts Bebop and Rocksteady are now in police custody, while Dr. Baxter Stockman remains at large. Authorities assure us that the city is once again safe, however questions remain about last week's events. What was that threat from the sky and how exactly was it averted? But the bigger question is, does it even matter? Do we need to give our heroes a name and a face? Or is it enough to know that they're out there watching over us from the shadows?

Vincent:For your incredible valor within this community, and for your uncompromising cooperation with this agency, I present to you the keys to the city, a symbol of our appreciation, respect, and for our continued partnership. To you brothers, Leonardo, Raphael, Donatello, Michelangelo... Last name?

Donnie:Not so much.

Mikey:I never thought of that. That's no fair.

Vincent:Congratulations.

Vern:I got one of those. No big deal. I helped them. They're friends of mine.

April:So, you got plans next weekend?

Casey:Just my regular hockey game. Do you want to come watch me play?

April:Watch? I'll take you one on one. And I'll kick your butt.

Casey:I bet you will.

Mikey:My key's totally bigger. It's bigger than your key, man. I got the big key.

Vincent:I think you should give people more credit. They'll accept you now.

Raph:You're probably right. But, uh... I think we'll stick with the arrangement we've had.

Leo:If you ever need us, April knows where to find us.

Vincent:Really? You could live a normal life, like the rest of us.

Raph:Normal? What fun is that?

[The ending shot contains the turtles on the Stature of Liberty celebrating their victory.]